Kale My Name

I'M NOT REALLY HUNGRY BUT I'M GONNA EAT ANYWAY:

• Ajvar and Pita BreadUS$12.00

  Traditional Balkan’s Spread Roasted Pepper, Roasted Eggplant, Sunflower Oil and Sea Salt [SF] For Gluten Free option sub veggies for pita.

• Three EmpanadasUS$14.00

  Potato and Veggies served with Garlic Aioli [SF] Three not enough? Add the extra one!

• Cauliflower WingsUS$15.00

  Buffalo or BBQ Carrot and Ranch Dressing On The Side [GF, SF]

  • BuffaloUS$0.00
  • BBQUS$0.00
  • Lemon PepperUS$0.00

• Chips and GuacamoleUS$10.00

  House-made, always fresh guacamole and chips. [GF, SF]

• TequenosUS$14.00

  Venezuelan Cheese Sticks served with Garlic Aioli [SF] 4 Tequeños not enough? Add more.

• NachosUS$15.00

  Chips, Cheddar, Black Beans, Corn, Pico De Gallo [GF, SF] Add: Guac, Jackfruit, Seitan, Tofu - $3

• Mac BallsUS$13.00

  Fried Mac and Cheddar Cheese Balls Ranch Dressing on the side [GF, SF] 4 MacBalls come in one order. Feel free to add one more.

• Two SlidersUS$17.00

  Veggie or Beyond Patty, Cheddar Cheese, Kale, Onion, Tomato, Pickle and Awesome Sauce [SF]

  • Veggie PattyUS$0.00
  • Beyond PattyUS$0.00
  • One Veggie, One BeyondUS$1.00

• Homemade FriesUS$6.00

  Served with Ranch [GF, SF]

• Greek FriesUS$9.00

  Feta, Parsley, Lemon Slice served with Garlic Aioli [GF, SF]

• Fried Oyster MushroomsUS$19.00

  Organic Oyster Mushrooms Server with homemade ranch and slice of lemon [GF, SF]

• Sweet PotatoUS$7.00

“I’M JUST GONNA GET A SOUP AND SALAD” - WE GOT YOU SISTER:

• Caesar SaladUS$14.00

  Kale, Parmesan, Sun Dried Tomatoes with Caesar dressing[GF, SF]

• Neiman SaladUS$15.00

  Kale, Broccoli, Tom, Carrot, Corn, Black Beans and Mediterranean Dressing [GF, SF]

• Taco SaladUS$15.00

  Kale, Black Beans, Corn, Red Peppers, Pico De Gallo, Chips and Chipotle Aioli [GF, SF]

• Kale My Name House SaladUS$11.00

  Kale, Tomato, Cucumber, Onion, Carrot with choice of dressing [GF, SF]

  • MediterraneanUS$0.00
  • RanchUS$0.00
  • CaesarUS$0.00
  • Chipotle AioliUS$0.00
  • Garlic AioliUS$0.00
  • BuffaloUS$0.00
  • BBQUS$0.00

• Greek SaladUS$15.00

  Kale, Olives, Feta, Tomato, Cucumber, Onion, Mediterranean Dressing [GF, SF]

WRAP IT UP:

-all wraps come with French Fries, sub any of the sides for $1

• Jackfruit WrapUS$17.00

  Jackfruit, Black Beans, Corn, Kale, Pico de Gallo and Chipotle Aioli [GF]

  • FriesUS$0.00
  • BroccoliUS$1.00
  • Black BeansUS$1.00
  • Garlic Kale YeahUS$1.00
  • Greek FriesUS$3.00
  • Rosemary PotatoesUS$0.00
  • Sweet Potato friesUS$1.00
  • Sweet Potato friesUS$1.00

• Buffalo Tofu WrapUS$16.00

  Fried Tofu, Buffalo Sauce, Kale, Tomato, Cucumber, Red Onion, Ranch Sauce [GF]

  • FriesUS$0.00
  • BroccoliUS$1.00
  • Black BeansUS$1.00
  • Garlic Kale YeahUS$1.00
  • Greek FriesUS$3.00
  • Rosemary PotatoesUS$0.00
  • Sweet Potato friesUS$1.00
  • Sweet Potato friesUS$1.00

• Italian Seitan WrapUS$17.00

  Seitan, Mushrooms, Kale, Mozzarella Cheese, Sun Dried Tomatoes, Garlic Aioli

  • FriesUS$0.00
  • BroccoliUS$1.00
  • Black BeansUS$1.00
  • Garlic Kale YeahUS$1.00
  • Greek FriesUS$3.00
  • Rosemary PotatoesUS$0.00
  • Sweet Potato friesUS$1.00
  • Sweet Potato friesUS$1.00

• Caesar Avocado WrapUS$16.00

  Avocado, Kale, Sun Dried Tomatoes, Parmesan, Caesar Dressing [GF]

  • FriesUS$0.00
  • BroccoliUS$1.00
  • Black BeansUS$1.00
  • Garlic Kale YeahUS$1.00
  • Greek FriesUS$3.00
  • Rosemary PotatoesUS$0.00
  • Sweet Potato friesUS$1.00
  • Sweet Potato friesUS$1.00
  • Add Tindle Chicken TendersUS$4.00
  • No CaesarUS$0.00
  • No AvocadoUS$0.00
  • No Sun Dried TomatoUS$0.00
  • No ParmesanUS$0.00

• Oyster Mushroom WrapUS$20.00

  Organic Fried Oyster Mushrooms, Kale, Onion, Tomato, Pickle, Awesome Sauce Dressing [GF,SF]

  • FriesUS$0.00
  • BroccoliUS$1.00
  • Black BeansUS$1.00
  • Garlic Kale YeahUS$1.00
  • Greek FriesUS$3.00
  • Rosemary PotatoesUS$0.00
  • Sweet Potato friesUS$1.00
  • Sweet Potato friesUS$1.00
  • No KaleUS$0.00
  • No onionsUS$0.00
  • No tomatoUS$0.00
  • No awesome sauceUS$0.00
  • Awesome sauce on the sideUS$0.00
  • No picklesUS$0.00

TACOS, BECAUSE IT'S MEXICO SOMEWHERE:

• Jackfruit TacosUS$14.00

  Two Jackfruit Tacos with Chopped Kale, Chipotle Aioli, Pico de Gallo, Lime, side of black beans and chips [GF,SF]

• Fried Avocado TacosUS$14.00

  Two Fried Avocado Tacos with Chopped Kale, Chipotle Aioli, Pico de Gallo, Lime, side of black beans and chips [GF,SF]

• Seitan TacosUS$14.00

  Two Seitan Tacos with Chopped Kale, Chipotle Aioli, Pico de Gallo, Lime, side of black beans and chips [SF]

• Beyond TacosUS$17.00

  Two Ground Beyond Beef Tacos with Chopped Kale, Chipotle Aioli, Pico de Gallo, Lime, side of black beans and chips [GF,SF]

• Combo Tacos (One of Each)US$19.00

  One Avocado, One Jackfruit, One Seitan Tacos

NOW, I'M REALLY HUNGRY:

• LAST MINUTE THANKSGIVING PLATTERUS$34.00

  Hungry Kales, we will be OPEN for Thanksgiving and you can get our “Last Minute Thanksgiving Platter” all day today and tomorrow. 😍 Vegan Turkey covered with mushrooms gravy, mashed potatoes, garlic kale and Mac and Cheese, including Cranberry Cheesecake!!! 😍 Plus every order will get free cold pressed juice! 😋 Available for Dine In, Take Out and Delivery! Happy Thanksgiving. ♥️

• TINDLE Chicken SandwichUS$18.00

  TiNDLE Chicken Patty, Cheddar Cheese, Kale, Tomato, Onion, Pickles, Awesome Sauce and Side of Fries

  • FriesUS$0.00
  • BroccoliUS$1.00
  • Black BeansUS$1.00
  • Garlic Kale YeahUS$1.00
  • Greek FriesUS$3.00
  • Rosemary PotatoesUS$0.00
  • Sweet Potato friesUS$1.00
  • Sweet Potato friesUS$1.00

• TiNDLE Breakfast SandwichUS$19.00

  Everything Bagel, Two TiNDLE sausage patties, Cheddar Cheese, Scrambled Tofu and home made vegan honey mustard served with rosemary potatoes.

  • FriesUS$0.00
  • BroccoliUS$1.00
  • Black BeansUS$1.00
  • Garlic Kale YeahUS$1.00
  • Greek FriesUS$3.00
  • Rosemary PotatoesUS$0.00
  • Sweet Potato friesUS$1.00
  • Sweet Potato friesUS$1.00

• Chicago BurgerUS$18.00

  *nominated for best burger in the city by Chicago Reader  Beyond Burger Patty, Cheddar Cheese, Kale, Tomato, Onion, Pickles, Awesome Sauce and Side of Fries [SF]

  • FriesUS$0.00
  • BroccoliUS$1.00
  • Black BeansUS$1.00
  • Garlic Kale YeahUS$1.00
  • Greek FriesUS$3.00
  • Rosemary PotatoesUS$0.00
  • Sweet Potato friesUS$1.00
  • Sweet Potato friesUS$1.00

• Tina's Veggie BurgerUS$18.00

  Veggie Patty (made in house - soft texture) Cheddar Cheese, Kale, Tomato, Onion, Pickles, Awesome Sauce and Side of Fries [SF]

  • FriesUS$0.00
  • BroccoliUS$1.00
  • Black BeansUS$1.00
  • Garlic Kale YeahUS$1.00
  • Greek FriesUS$3.00
  • Rosemary PotatoesUS$0.00
  • Sweet Potato friesUS$1.00
  • Sweet Potato friesUS$1.00

• Hawaii BurgerUS$19.00

  Veganuary Special - Hawaii Burger - Beyond Burger Patty, Shredded Mozarella Cheese, Pineapple, BBQ Sauce, Kale, Tomato, Onion, Pickles and Side of Fries [SF]

  • FriesUS$0.00
  • BroccoliUS$1.00
  • Black BeansUS$1.00
  • Garlic Kale YeahUS$1.00
  • Greek FriesUS$3.00
  • Rosemary PotatoesUS$0.00
  • Sweet Potato friesUS$1.00
  • Sweet Potato friesUS$1.00

• Oyster Mushroom SandwichUS$20.00

  Organic Fried Oyster Mushroom, Brioche Bun, Kale, Tomato, Onion, Pickles, Awesome Sauce and Side of Fries [SF]

  • FriesUS$0.00
  • BroccoliUS$1.00
  • Black BeansUS$1.00
  • Garlic Kale YeahUS$1.00
  • Greek FriesUS$3.00
  • Rosemary PotatoesUS$0.00
  • Sweet Potato friesUS$1.00
  • Sweet Potato friesUS$1.00

• Southern SupperUS$21.00

  Fried Cauliflower, Mac Ball, Garlic Kale, Homemade Fries with Ranch, Buffalo and BBQ sauces on the side [GF, SF]

CAN I STILL ORDER FROM KIDS MENU EVEN THO I AM OVER 12? KALE NO!

• Kids QuesadillasUS$6.00

  Cheddar or Mozzarella in Corn Tortillas [GF, SF]

  • MozzarellaUS$0.00
  • CheddarUS$0.00

• Kids BurgerUS$14.00

  Beyond Patty, Cheddar Cheese, Side of Fries [SF]

• Kids Veggie PlateUS$9.00

  Choice of 3 Raw Veggies Served with Ranch Carrots, Broccoli, Kale, Mushroom, Tomato, Red Peppers [GF, SF]

SIDE CHICK:

• BroccoliUS$4.00

• Black BeansUS$3.00

• Garlic Kale YeahUS$5.00

IT'S OK GUAC, I'M EXTRA TOO:

• RanchUS$1.00

• Caesar DressingUS$1.00

• Awesome SauceUS$1.00

• Garlic AioliUS$1.00

• Buffalo SauceUS$1.00

• BBQ SauceUS$1.00

• Chipotle AioliUS$1.00

• Mediterranean VinaigretteUS$1.00

• ChipsUS$2.00

• Pita BreadUS$3.00

• Guacamole - SideUS$3.00

• Pico De Gallo SideUS$3.00

• Nacho Cheese SideUS$3.00

• Homemade Salsa - SideUS$3.00

STRESSED SPELLED BACKWARDS IS DESSERTS:

• CheesecakeUS$14.00

  Yes, it is vegan! :)

  • Whole CheesecakeUS$72.00
  • CranberryUS$0.00

• Pie Pie My Darling (Pumpkin Snickerdoodle Cake)US$14.00

  Cake Slice of the Month - new flavor every month.

UNDER THE CURRENT GUIDELINES YOUR MILKSHAKE IS ONLY PERMITTED TO BRING 10 BOYS TO THE YARD, MAX:

No modifying for smoothies, even the smallest adjustment will take you to international waters where you can build your own smoothie or shake from ingredients offered below.

• JapanUS$10.00

  Pineapple, Banana, Kale with Oat Milk

  • Protein PowderUS$2.00

• PhilippinesUS$10.00

  Dragon Fruit, Mango, Pineapple, Banana with Oat Milk

  • Protein PowderUS$2.00

• LebanonUS$10.00

  Peach, Banana, Carrot with Oat Milk

  • Protein PowderUS$2.00

• KenyaUS$10.00

  Strawberry, Banana with Oat Milk

  • Protein PowderUS$2.00

• New ZealandUS$10.00

  Kiwi, Blackberries, Blueberries, Strawberries, Banana with Oat Milk

  • Protein PowderUS$2.00

• BrazilUS$10.00

  Espresso Powder, Chocolate, Banana with Oat Milk

  • Protein PowderUS$2.00

• YugoslaviaUS$10.00

  Raspberry, Blackberry, Strawberries, Peach with Oat Milk

  • Protein PowderUS$2.00

• International WatersUS$12.00

  Build Your Own Smoothie

  • Protein PowderUS$2.00

WE MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE A SECRET MENU:

• EloteUS$7.00

• Little Bit of EverythingUS$59.00

  2 Empanadas, 2 tequeños, 2 macballs, 2 sliders (veggie or beyond), 8oz of buffalo wings, 3oz ajvar, served with ranch. If you select extra people an extra item will be added per each person.

  • Two PeopleUS$0.00
  • Three PeopleUS$24.00
  • Four PeopleUS$48.00
  • Five PeopleUS$72.00
  • Six PeopleUS$96.00

THIRST TRAP

• COLD PRESS JUICEUS$5.00

  All organic and natural ingredients: KALE, APPLE, PINEAPPLE and GINGER. This juice is one of the healthiest things your body can consume.

• Lemonade - Different FlavorsUS$6.00

• Limeade - Different FlavorsUS$6.00

• Cup of Hot ChocolateUS$5.00

  • LavenderUS$1.00

• Organic Hot TeaUS$5.00

  • Lemon GingerUS$0.00
  • CamomileUS$0.00
  • English Breakfast Black TeaUS$0.00
  • China Green PureUS$0.00
  • China Green JasmineUS$0.00
  • Fruit SymphonyUS$0.00
  • Earl GreyUS$0.00
  • English BreakfastUS$0.00
  • Queens BlendUS$0.00
  • PeppermintUS$0.00
  • UnsweetUS$0.00
  • Sweetened - Monk Fruit SweetenerUS$1.00

• COFFEESUS$4.00

  • Black CoffeeUS$0.00
  • EspressoUS$1.00
  • Decaf EspressoUS$0.00
  • Hot LatteUS$2.00
  • Iced LatteUS$2.00
  • OatUS$1.00
  • UnsweetUS$0.00
  • Sweetened - Monk Fruit SweetenerUS$1.00
  • LavenderUS$1.00

• JuiceUS$4.00

  • Orange JuiceUS$0.00
  • Cranberry JuiceUS$0.00

• Can PepsiUS$3.00

• Can SpriteUS$3.00

• Can Lime LacroixUS$3.00

• Can Mango LacroixUS$3.00

• Boxed WaterUS$3.00

• PerrierUS$4.00

• Iced TeaUS$5.00